Happy Newyears! I'm blitzed out of my mind and you should be to!
Hells, I've already made a business association, gotten smashed, played lots of games, gambled, and have a house interview lined up for later tomorr— er, today. Not bad for a new year four hours an' countin'. Having fun, wish you were beer. But seriously... make merry, be joyous, and behold the wonder that is life for another year to come.