Objects are a big pile of fail

I used to drink the kool aid, it had a nice taste, but the more time passes the more I find myself agreeing with Bart, my mentor of old. Objects are big pile of fail. The Rubyists and the Pythonistas are coming now, with their pitchforks and baling wire. But they need not worry, they will be last against the wall. But to the wall they still will go.

( In which I (drunkenly) tell everyone where they can go )